In a bizarre of incidents, the Madras High Court has emerged with another set of sensational rulings that the use of terms such as ‘sexy shot’ will now be prohibited. No doubt this will impact the lives of cricket fans across the country.
The man behind the controversial pre-marital sex ruling Justice CS Karnan opined that the use of such filthy terms is polluting the sacred game. He added that all the bad things that have happened to cricket have sex involved heavily in it particularly Indian Premier League.
The High Court has already started working on this issue through YouTube that hosts many classic matches and innings. Sachin Tendulkar’s innings elicit comments like ‘sexy shot’ and ‘I wet myself after seeing that cover drive’ for which the Court has accused him for corrupting the minds of the youngsters. A senior judge, whose age is yet to be determined through carbon dating wheezed that in their days, they would politely applaud and say, ‘Good shot’ and nothing was wrong with that.
In fact, fans from Adyar are seriously distressed. They quizzed that how will they ever be able to watch Dale Steyn bowl again and any other superlative won’t work. However, resourceful fans are using other means to communicate the message. One of them from Thiruvanmiyur exclaimed Deepika Padukonesque shot before changing his mind after watching the horrid trailer of Chennai Express. A Trigonometry student from T Nagar yelled one divided by cos c shot while displaying Chennai’s high density of intellectual IIT-bound fifth standard kids.
Reportedly, the ruling has affected the players in weird ways particularly those who are predisposed to sledging. Rash young cricketer Virat Kohli was his usual self as he yelled his favorite abuse to a rival player. Bizarrely, the High Court ruled this as ‘intent’ and now Kohli is being made to ‘see’ the ‘behen’ in question. The judge elaborated that there’s an intention to fornicate with one’s female sibling if there was no such intent in the first place, sounding logical and absurd simultaneously.
To be frank, experts are still not clear on the penalty. A law journalist analyzed that in the case of pre-marital sex, the person would be pushed to marry the girl. In case the shot is called as sexy one, should one marry the ball or the umpire or the bowler? Anyway, this interrogation has put the High Court in a dilemma. So till they decide an appropriate punishment, offenders will be compelled to listen to Danny Morrison’s commentary.
